"God damn, that was racist!"

In the same year that we inaugurated our first black president, former Klansman Robert Byrd overtook pro-segregationist Strom Thurmond's record (Yay Dixiecrats!) for longest serving member of Congress.  We've come so far!

On a related note, please get this child's DNA out of the gene pool.

It's Funny...But It's Not a Reason to Hate!

Baller Receipt

"Who the fuck is Renée Zell-weger?"

Renee looks pretty good here.

But, did anyone notice what I noticed? (answer after jump)

"Oh, he'll be here. In 3...2...1..."

 "Is this the 5 o'clock free crack giveaway?"